Oh Gloria, poor delusional Gloria.

So Judge William Adams, a family court judge, beat the crap out of his daughter in 2004 for downloading music…ON TAPE! This dude was making decisions on who should be taken away from their families and who shouldn’t. He can’t go to jail, the statute of limitations is up, but there is talk of kicking him off the bench. We will see.

Quite extraordinary, weird, and a bit creepy.
Condoleeza Rice on Gaddafi’s crush on her. Apparently, he even wrote a song about her called, “Black Flower in the White House.”

So I am listening to Curt Anderson’s first interview on CNN right now. If you don’t know, Curt is the guy that works for the Rick Perry campaign and is the one that Herman Cain says snitched on him about the harassment issue. Man, I wish I could connect my TV to this post right now. This guy is just adorable. He puts me in mind of Winnie The Pooh. Here’s the story: Cain allegedly told Anderson about an harassment case that he called “baseless,” but thought he should know about it because Anderson, at the time, was working for him on his 2004 Senate campaign. Anderson says that he didn’t leak, that he didn’t any have the 2004 convo, and that even if he had (which he didn’t) he wouldn’t have snitched because that’s just not cool. If he isn’t lying, I think he knows more than he was chattin’ ‘bout. For one, he was serial blinking his eyes. Then he quoted some commandments. Head shake, head shake. Somebody let the cat out of the bag, if not Anderson.

So I am listening to Curt Anderson’s first interview on CNN right now. If you don’t know, Curt is the guy that works for the Rick Perry campaign and is the one that Herman Cain says snitched on him about the harassment issue. Man, I wish I could connect my TV to this post right now. This guy is just adorable. He puts me in mind of Winnie The Pooh. Here’s the story: Cain allegedly told Anderson about an harassment case that he called “baseless,” but thought he should know about it because Anderson, at the time, was working for him on his 2004 Senate campaign. Anderson says that he didn’t leak, that he didn’t any have the 2004 convo, and that even if he had (which he didn’t) he wouldn’t have snitched because that’s just not cool. If he isn’t lying, I think he knows more than he was chattin’ ‘bout. For one, he was serial blinking his eyes. Then he quoted some commandments. Head shake, head shake. Somebody let the cat out of the bag, if not Anderson.

I remember when old people used to sit on the porch and chit-chat. Now they are preparing to cook up terror juice to overtake the government. Sigh.

Panic!

We supposedly invaded Iraq because they had enough nukes to turn us into bread crumbs. A month or so ago they said there was trash in space that was going to fall on our houses while we slept and on our cars while we were on the expressway. Now with this whole Greek Financial Crisis thing, if a resolution isn’t found soon, the whole WOLRD will go broke. THE WORLD! If I wasn’t somewhat mentally sound, I would go through life screaming. Everyday there is a new fear. Cain could actually become president. Instead of just taking Regis and Kelly off the air, putting that dead horse to bed so Regis can retire, they are looking for a Regis replacement. “Reports” say Black women are scientifically less attractive and less likely to get married, now this! I need a sedative to get through breakfast!

Well here-here Molly Katchpole for starting the petition that got Bank of America to abandon their Debit Card fee. Apparently, other large banks are kicking the fees too. Too bad I am pretty positive that Bank of America officials are in a meeting right now brainstorming how to make up for the loss.

Well here-here Molly Katchpole for starting the petition that got Bank of America to abandon their Debit Card fee. Apparently, other large banks are kicking the fees too. Too bad I am pretty positive that Bank of America officials are in a meeting right now brainstorming how to make up for the loss.

I am just having a hard time believing that Justin Bieber got this lady pregant, and for this reasoning I have three key points: he is adorable, his girlfriend is adorable, and, she is claiming he knocked her up in a bathroom. I just believe that Justin has too much class for that…even though he does spend a lot of time with Usher Raymond.

Oooooo Vanessa Hessler girl, you are in troouuubbblee. Aparently, this super model got canned from a gig for talking about her relationship with Mutassim Gaddafi, who died with his father, Muammar Gaddafi on Oct. 21. She said her relationship with Mutassim was a “very beautiful love story,” and she isn’t renigging on her statement. I say go ahead girl, stand by your deceased man. I just hope she has money saved in the event that she never works again.

Oooooo Vanessa Hessler girl, you are in troouuubbblee. Aparently, this super model got canned from a gig for talking about her relationship with Mutassim Gaddafi, who died with his father, Muammar Gaddafi on Oct. 21. She said her relationship with Mutassim was a “very beautiful love story,” and she isn’t renigging on her statement. I say go ahead girl, stand by your deceased man. I just hope she has money saved in the event that she never works again.

CNN Talk Back Question: Are the Cain allegations “high-tech lyching” or fair game?

Political Gluttony: Question: why is it that whenever a Black conservative gets in trouble (I’m looking at you Clarence Thomas) they want to make lynching comparisons? At no other time do these Black conservatives want to be associated with anything cultural, but when they do, they take it all the way back to slavery?! I take offense! I feel like the media and conservatives have really tried to lynch Obama, but never have I ever heard the “L” word come out of his mouth! So I say, “Oh please!” If Cain was slappin’ booties at the pizza joint, paid the chicks off and thougt it wouldn’t come out if he ran for president, then he lynched himself!